How to Fix a Digital Camera.
Take camera apart. Determine that the tiny rotating wheel that depresses two teeny tiny switches is broken. Hack out an access hole to switches. Rummage through Lego parts to find little guy and two little chopsticks. Glue Lego guy to top of camera body so that pushing either of its arms holding the red chopsticks depresses one of the switches which turn the camera on.
Make web page to document the process. Check self back into clinic.